S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

There are squirrels in my pants.

Tell me, what's making you jump like that?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me.

Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels, squirrels
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P.

Who you got back home, watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Got an Aunt Florance livin' in France
She can't see the squirrels in my pants.

Step right over and watch me put it down!
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P.

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, proletariat and Bourgeoisie!
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Everybody smellin' my potpourri!
S to the I to the M to the P!

Step right over and watch me put it down!
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
Step right over and watch me put it down
Down on the ground!
Cause you know I've got it goin' on!

S to the I to the M to the P!
S to the I to the M to the P!
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
S to the I to the M to the P! (Squirrels! Squirrels!)
If you're losing your hair get yourself implants!
If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance!
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Ain't about love! Ain't about romance!
Just got squirrels in my pants!