Better Than This

1. That sleepy little campfire, popped and kinda crackled
We were heating up the pork and beans
And Bubba said, "Man it don't get any better than this
If you know what I mean".

We sat there for a minute, listening to the crickets
Thinking this was pretty hard to beat
Till Junior stood up, spit in the fire and said
"Boy's, I hate to disagree".

[Chorus:]
But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Joe T. Garcia showed up
With fajitas and a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him.

And they started taking requests
Now don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

2. If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat
And volunteered to be our fishing guides
And Richard Petty pulled up in the old 43 car
And asked us if we wanted a ride.

We'd all sit around, singing, "Poncho and Lefty"
Playing poker, smoking big cigars
Now don't take offense ya'll, I'm perfectly content
Just sitting here under the stars.

[Chorus:]
But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Emeril Lagasse showed up
With Kielbasa and a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him.

And they started taking requests
Now, don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here and Little Jimmy Dickens showed up
With fried chicken and a hundred gallon keg of beer
Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him.

And they started taking requests
Now don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

Yeah, don't get me wrong boys
This is pretty good
But it could get better than this.