If Love Was A Plane

Shes 98 pounds working down at the Dairy Queen
With an Ogilvie Home Perm, and braces
And He's long haired, no job and just 19
They got a baby on the way
They're off to the races in love.

Look at em' go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know
If Love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

At the Ivy at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
'Cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch
And according to "Extra" and "Entertainment Tonight"

They're in Love
Now look at em' go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

Imagine now, the pilot's voice
On the intercom right before we leave the ground
Sayin, folks thanks for flyin with us, but theres a 6 in 10
Chance we're goin' down.

But that's the strangest thing about this emotion
Even knowin' our chances are small
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinkin' somehow we're different
I mean, after all.

We're in Love
Look at us go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on
Yeah
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.