Cards (Explicit)

Magnificent
Impressive
So thick, yet so light
The lettering; Romalian
The stock; it's eggshell white
Don't take chances in the game
It matters what you've tried
The questions not what's in it, but what it's printed on.

Oh baby baby, you're such a card
You make it look oh so easy, when I know it' fucking hard
Oh baby baby, this can't be right
I love your surfaces, I love your type.

The impression that you made
-He thinks that I'm a fake
Is always in your hand
-Does he know who I am?
Either Constantia
-Says nice to see ya
Or Comic Sans!
-Doesnt shake my hand.

Work with coliseum
-Everyone that he meets
The crowd calls for a show now
-They want to get to know him
Mines cut from imperium
-Nice material
Yours Times New Roman
-I ain't no Willy Loman.

Oh baby baby, it's really not that hard
We find that when you get it right, the deals made with a card
Oh baby baby, you're such a card
You make it look oh so easy, when I know it's fucking hard
Oh baby baby, this can't be right, I love your surfaces. I love your type.

Oh baby baby, I'll concede the game
Play your hand well today
Soon you'll know my name.