Chuckie Chan

If there's a playground to be won
A job to be done
He'll come sliding to the rescue
If you been pinned down
By a posse of clowns
You'll break up the party get lost
Scram.

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying.

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready when there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland.

Chuckie Chan
Chuckie Chan
Better watch it
He'll bust you up.

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying.

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready when there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland.

When the lights go dim
It's not a problem for him
I pity any monster underneath his bed
Well he can stare into the eye
Of the oatmeal guy
Chuckie doesn't lose his head.

If you've been chased around
By a kung-fu chopping clown
He'll come swinging to the rescue
If your rituals been attacked
By a samurai pack
He'll break up the party.

You don't have to worry
He's got fist of fury
His master full karate kicks
Turns right into chopsticks.

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready when there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland.

Look out suckers.

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready when there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland.

He's da man!