Clean The Kit

Soon i'm gonna be a man
Be a player not a fan
'Cos that's all i've ever wanted since my life began.

Gonna be a soccer star
Maybe drive a fancy car
Build a mansion in the country for my ma and pa.

Gotta clean the kit!
I'm so sick of it!

Each day i have to go to school
Have to try to keep my cool
While i study for exams on how to be a fool.

It's no wonder i'm annoyed
'Cos the state is overjoyed
Just to teach a poor boy how to join the unemployed.

I'm so sick of it
School and cleaning kit.

One day i won't have to take it
'Cos i know i'm gonna make it
All i need's a chance and i'll be on my way
Only fools obey the rules
They work all day like stupid mules
I'm busting out of here i'll do it one fine day.

I ain't eating shit
Cleaning peoples' kit.

You're not fit to wear our kit you bastard orange proddy git
We'll tear it off your back and stuff it down your throat
Take our advice or pay the price
We certainly won't warn you twice
The tide has turned and soon we'll be the ones to gloat.

You're a sodding brit
Wearing irish kit.

So you're gonna be the man
Not a stupid also ran
Well i've heard a lot of talk about your master plan.
I don't think you'll be a star
You ain't gonna go that far
You're all talk and sod all action, you're all blah blah blah
Come to terms with it
Born to clean the kit.

Your life's a farce, get off your arse
Take my advice get back in class
Or hang around and moan and groan your life away
'Cos every hunk ends up a drunk
Just killing time his prospects sunk
Still claiming that he's gonna bust out one fine day.

If the cap'll fit
You'll be wearing it
Stuck here cleaning kit.

Have no fear, the time is near
This boy is busting out of here
I'll be burning brightly once the flame is lit
I'll make my mark, light up the dark
Explosions start with just one spark
And then another lad will have to clean my kit.

I'm so sick of it
School and cleaning kit
You're so full of it
But one day i'm not gonna take it!