Off To The Party

The lads
Let's get legless
Let's get hammered
Let's get rat faced
Let's get arseholed.

We're just totally great. There is no debate. I'm telling you mate
We're the business
We are simply superb. Haven't you heard? Divinely preferred
God's our witness
We are stunningly skilled. Testosterone filled. We went out and killed
We're fantasmic
We're a magical team. We play like a dream. We're clearly the cream
We're orgasmic.

Let's get roaring punch drunk
Fighting, dancing, puke drunk
Hurling, belching, blind drunk.

So drunk it's obscene
Comatosely dead drunk
Unconscious on the floor drunk
An arseholed and hammered and totally shitfaced team!

Violently ill drunk
Stretched out in the street drunk
Need a stomach pump drunk
Drunk as fifty men
Utterly insane drunk
Pickling your brain drunk
And when we recover, get bloody drunk again!