The Beautiful Game

Measure your life in football seasons
Feel the passion and feel the heat
Football is the only reason
God almighty gave us feet.

Goal!

Buy the ref a flipping guide dog!
D'you call that a bleeding pass?
Kick it out mate! What a ball hog!
Dozy wanker shift your arse!

Two nil!

You dirty bastard
We'll have the last word.

Come and have a go
Have some of that
You think you're hard but we know you're crap.

Let's have another
Just like the other.

Come on!

Viva. The beautiful game
Raise your voice for the people's sport
Long live the bountiful game
Those who play. Those who support.

Sick as a parrot
Over the moon
Score!
A couple more for.

A wonderful game
A magical game
Thank god for football.

Girls
They're our lads and we support 'em
Come on then stick one in this time.

Company
It isn't a religion it's more important
Sacred holy and divine.

Three nil!

Nice one united
We're all delighted.

Girls
No joy tonight, forget it again
My boyfriend's in love with eleven men.

Company
All sing together
Comrades forever.

Up yours!

Viva. The beautiful game
It's what saturdays are for
Ooh ah. The triumph and pain
Work to live but live to score.

We're on our way now
To wemberly.

Up
For the cup it's.

The classical game
The marvellous game
Thank god for football.

It's an obsession the reason we're here
'Cos it's better than sex and it's better than
Beer so.

Viva! The emerald team!
Mother mary's irish sons
Viva! The boys in green!
Shout for ireland's youngest guns.

Green is the colour
Soccer the game
Score!
A thousand more for.

The boys in green
The emerald team
Playing for ireland, playing for ireland!
Goal!