Cowboys Of The Sea

Alrighty crew, let's go.

I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back
With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat
Welcome back Captain Yarrface, that hat looks so good on you
Ya ha ha harr.

I have returned from across the waves
Riding my seahorse into the fray
Don't be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small
No it isn't.

We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight.

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee haw.

Sailing the seas of the wild wild west
Digging for treasure on a pirate quest
We've not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe
Keep digging, crew.

With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun
We'll eat our beans and we'll drink some rum
I can't handle it captain, my insides are going to burst.

We will do just what we please
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight.

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea.

We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
There's no escaping you're locked in our sights
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight.

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee haw.