Poop Deck Party

Alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls
It's time for you to go completely crazy
Are you ready? This is Poop Deck Party.

Woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight
Feeling kinda thirsty, some rum would be great
Went up to the deck, looking for a drink
But all I could find was a terrible stink
Poo over here, and poo over there
There is pirate poo everywhere
Gonna clean it up? Nah fuck that
Let's have a poop deck party, and wear a pirate hat.

Alrighty, it's time to pick up the shit
And throw it in the air
Here we go.

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party.

Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!
Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!

Yo ho my name is Captain Chris
I'm about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit
I've been living in the sea for a week or three
So all you landlubbers better listen to me
You know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won't do
Now i've got an epic pirate quest for you
We're gonna party party party party all night long
While Captain Yarrface sings this song.

Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
Everybody in the house say yo ho ho
Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
Everybody in the house, lets go!

Ha ha ha! Little boy Bowes, that was very good
But now I'll show you how a real pirate does it
Let's go.

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party.

Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!
Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party.