Crack A Bottle

[Intro:]
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for
In this corner: weighing 175 pounds
With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders
The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world
Slim Shady!

[Chorus:]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers
I notice there's so many of them
And there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
Ok let's go.

[Ver1:]
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed
Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
Gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.

[Ver2:]
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre
I'm an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again
I'll be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know
Do I want leather seats or vinyl
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though.

[Ver3:]
It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm the bomb the don i'm King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i'm caking you know i don't give a f*ck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf*cker i'm grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move.