Day Of The Dead (Kid's Version)

I was just a tourist the first time I went to Mexico
I was a stranger in danger in a world unknown
A clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode
And evil skeletons in dozens came out from that hole.

Why?
No lie!
It was the day of the dead
Did you hear what i just said?
Ooooh, I didn't even know
It was the day of the dead
I try not to lose my head
Ooooh, way down in Mexico.

The place was jumping with the reapers swaying to and fro
An evil skeleton made off with my beef burrito
They opened the Pinata and a swarm of bats went up my nose
I lost all bowel control and knew that it was time to go.

Why?
No lie!
It was the day of the dead
Did you hear what i just said?
Ooooh, I didn't even know
It was the day of the dead
I try not to lose my head
Ooooh, way down in Mexico.

The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When hell is full the dead will walk the earth
And apparently they come up here
For the beer!

Why?
No lie!
It was the day of the dead
Did you hear what i just said?
Ooooh, I didn't even know
It was the day of the dead
I try not to lose my head
Ooooh, way down in Mexico.

Día de los Muertos, cien calacas vió
Ooooh, y el gringo se asustó
Día de los Muertos, el cabrón se arrugó
Ooooh, aquí en Mexico.

Corre carajo, porque los muertos estan en la calle!!!