Dog Eat Dog

Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my my very own scotch tape dispenser
And i've got a private parking space Ha!
And I I got my coffee mug with my with my name right on it
In big bold letters, so everyone knows it's mine
Don't even touch it, cause cause it doesn't belong to you
And I'm watchin' you, so don't get funny.

I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out! It's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch Out! It's dog eat dog
Here we go.

I love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins in his neck Ha!
Everyday is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check.

Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They'll never miss it No, they'll never miss it!

I I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder!
Watch Out! Well, It's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, hey! Well, It's dog eat dog.

Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening!
Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here!
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"

Lahg-doogie-doggy-dog-dog-dah-aye-yah-yah
Ha! Ha!

Nobody's sure what I do here
And ahh, that's just fine with me
Five o'clock is here much too soon now
'Cause I just never wanna leave

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
Maybe I can get on, on David Letterman
I-I-I-I-I think I made a big mistake
Where's my liquid paper, where's my liquid paper?

I, I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now
Watch out! Well, It's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Better be careful now, It's dog eat dog
Watch me work Hey, hey, stand back now
Look out mama! It's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
Hey, dog eat dog
Here we go.

Doggy Doggy Dog Dog!
It's dog eat dog!

Say Hi-eye-eye-eye-eye!
Dog eat dog!

Woof woof!
Hey! Heyyyy!
Dog eat dog!

Say Brrrrrr!
Dog eat dog!

Here we go!
Ha!
Dog eat dog!

Bah-dah Bah-dah Ayeeeewww
Dog eat dog!

Nah Nahalah Hi-eye-eye-eye-eye!
Dog eat dog!

Ruff! Ruff!
Dog eat dog, dog eat dog!