Dwarf Planet

What is this that stands before me?
Who are you, what are you?
You are not a real planet
Even if you turn around the sun.

There's an intruder in your kingdom
Wicked, vicious, merciless
You weren't able to clean up
Your own orbit from Neptune.

The blue giant conquered you
He stripped you off your nobility
And he has degraded you
What's a planet? Are you a planet?

A planet is a celestial body
Orbiting a star
It's massive enough to be so rounded
By its own gravity.

Its power's such to sweep away
All that's close along its path
He moves ruthless, cruel and fast
Through the vastness of the solar system.

He knows no worthy adversaries
He is not afraid of anyone
He blows away any opponent
Displacing other celestial bodies.

A planet is a great emperor
Atmosphere's the sceptre
The orbit is its great dominion
Satellites its servants.

Thirteen moons to form his harem
The cruel triton for its head
His strong winds are all its armies
The fastest ones in Solar System.

Cold is his trusted advisor
The ice is his most loyal general
Neptune's a relentless scourge
Destroying all who oppose to him.

Ohhhhhhh

You are no god, nor an emperor
You have no kingdom, no servants
You have no armies, no generals
You have no counsellors
You have nothing, you are nothing
In a flash he erased your kingdom.

And sent you in exile
Then he relegated you
Between all dwarf planets
So you understand
Now you know what you are?
You're nothing else than Pluto
The second dwarf planet.