Finale (Don't Feed The Plants)

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America
Events which bore a striking resemblence
To the ones you have just seen began occuring.

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
Made the acquantiance of a new breed of fly-trap
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.

Thus the plants worked their terrible will
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
And the plants proceeded to grow
And grow
And begin what they came here to do
Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland
And Des Moines
And Peoria
And New York
And where you live!

They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants.

They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants.

Look out
Here comes Audrey Two
Look our
Here I come for you!

Hold your hat and hang onto your soul
Something's coming to eat the world whole
If we fight it, we still got a chance
But whatever they offer you
Though they're slopping the trough for you
Please whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants.

We'll have tomorrow
Don't feed the plants.