Funny Honey

For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband, Amos.

Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He love me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm droopy
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine.

He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts.

But look at that soul
I tell you that whole
Is a whole lot greater
Than the sum of his parts.

And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree.

What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame.

He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine!

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He loves me so
That funny honey of mine!

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He loves me so
That funny honey, of mine!!

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Lord knows
He ain't got the smarts.

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Now he's shot of his trap
I can't stand that
Sap.

Look at him go
rattin' on me
With just one more
Brain
What a half-wit
He'd be.

If they string me
Up
I'll know who
Brought the
Twine.

That scummy
Crummy
Dummy hubby of
Mine.