Goat

[Verse 1: Jack Maynard]
Okay, here we go again
I'm stuck here with a friend
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on the chin
This ain't the army where the bombs meet
In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli
Imma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but
"Oh my god"
She just whispered in my ear
"I think you're hot." (I think you're hot!)
I should whisper in her ear
"I think you're not." (I think you're not!)
She said "Let's call a cab"
I'd rather call the cops
Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew)
Girl I don't wanna be no hero
Like Superman saving people
No I don't wanna meet your parents
Even if it's Robert DeNiro
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you homie, it is not a problem.

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade.

[Verse 2: Jack Maynard]
Can someone save me?
Can someone help me?
Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie
I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy
(I mean that is literally incest)
But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes, about to kiss her
("Eughhhhhhh... I can't do it man, I'm sorry!")

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade.

[Bridge: Conor Maynard]
So please don't go
Cause I can't do this alone
Well I could, but I won't
Cause a threesome would be gross
Oh, please don't go
Cause I can't do this alone
It don't have to last too long
Just enough for me to cum.

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade
(Can you jump on now)
I know I'm asking a lot
But mines so hot
I need this favor
Need you to jump on this grenade.