Where Is My Goat

Where, where, where is my goat I can't find him
Everywhere I am reminded
I'll do anything to find him.

What if my goat was drunk at a bar
What if my goat was taken to Mars
What if my goat was smuggled illegal
What if my goat was attacked by eagles.

What if my goat stopped for a snack
What if my goat never comes back
What if my goat ran away to the circus
What if my goat just left me on purpose.

Where, where, where is my goat I can't find him
Everywhere I am reminded
I'll do anything to find him
I want him baaack, baaack, baaack
Oh where oh where could he be?

What if my goat was eaten by a whale
What if my goat was taken to jail
What if my goat went hang gliding
What if my goat went into hiding.

Go-t's remind me of my goat
Big teeth remind me of my goat
Goats, remind of my goat
Remind of my goat, remind of my goat
When I see an old lady I'm reminded of my goat
The way the little lady clears her little granny throat
The way old ladies walk and the way old ladies talk
Remind me of my goat, yeah remind me of my goat.

The smell of goat cheese makes me cry
I pray and I pray my little goat didn't die
It's not that I'm crazy I just got the blues
You would be sad if you lost your goat too.

Where, where, where is my goat I can't find him
Everywhere I am reminded
I'll do anything to find him
I want him baaack, baaack
Oh where, oh where could he be?

I'll cross through the desert and over the sea
Anything to have my goat next to me
I'll take a boat, i'll take a plane
Anything to see my little goat once again.

Where, where, where is my goat I can't find him
Everywhere I am reminded
I'll do anything to find him
Where, where, where is my goat I can't find him
Everywhere I am reminded
I'll do anything to find him
I want him..to see my goat once again
The goat once again
To see my goat once again, my goat once again
I want him, to see my goat once again, my goat once again
To see my goat once again, my goat once again
To see my goat once again, my goat once again, my goat once again.