Just Google That Shit

When you need to know something that you don't already know
Don't ask me for the answer just gooo..
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Why is this sky blue?
Why this coffee make you poo?
Why does vicadin make me itch?
Why do I sing off pitch?
Why this Jesus have a Mexican name?
Why do old people want the same?
Why does it burn when I pee?
Why is it always rain on me?

Why do guys like feet? Who cares!
Why do men cheat? Who cares!
Why does my wife blame me for everything?
Cause she's a woman?

When you need to know something that you don't already know
Don't ask me for the answer just gooo
And Google that shit, yo!!! Google that shit
Google that shit, don't ask me bitch, just Google that shit
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Ballerinas have ugly feet!
Why do men leave up the toilet seat?
Why do I bleed from my nose?
Why does my husband wear my clothes?
Is the racist if I don't like babies?
What are ways to cure my scabies?
Do I have to file taxes?
Photos of bikini waxes!

Does anybody love me?, Who cares!
Do blind people dream?, Who cares!
Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow sister?
That is a very specific question.

When you need to know something that you don't already know
Don't ask me for the answer just gooo
And google that shit, yo!!! Google that shit
Google that shit, don't ask me bitch, just Google that shit
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Google that shit, don't ask me bitch, just Google that shit.

Lifes greatest questions, answers the seconds
all you do is click return
and if you're a bit stucky just try I'm feelin lucky
there's always more to learn.

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When you need to know something that you don't already know
don't ask me for the answer just gooo
And Google that shit, yo!!! google that shit
Google that shit, don't ask me bitch just Google that shit
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Google that shit, don't ask me bitch just Google that shit
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Google that shit, don't ask me bitch just Google that shit
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Who took my cheese?
How do I have a baby?