Coffee Makes Me Poo

I wake up in the morning
Feelin' kinda bloated
There's a pressure in my belly
Hell, let's not sugar coat it.

I'm all backed up
And I need to take a poo
But there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.

So I eat lotsa veggies
And fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material.

So I make myself a cup
Sixteen ounces of joe,
And just like magic
It starts the flow.

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo.

Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true.

According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis
Coffee prevents constipation.

Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in.

I'll never understand
Why people choose to quit
When coffee tastes so good
And it helps you take a sh*t.

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true.

Now at 8am
If I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo.