Guys They Just Wanna $%*# You

Guys, they just wanna fuck you
Guys, they don't wanna be friends
They just wanna know what it feels like in your pants
They'll fuck you and they'll dump you
And they'll fuck your friends and that's where it ends.

Nice guys are nice they always want to catch up
And have a cup of non threatening coffee
But what they really wanna do as you sip on your joe
Is spray the milk in your latte.

Nerdy guys are nerdy they know html
And they know how to fix your computer
But when they offer to help, look into your hardrive
They just really wanna peek atyour cooter, it's my cooter.

Guys, they just wanna fuck you
Guys, they don't wanna be friends
They just wanna know how it feels like in your pants
They'll fuck you and they'll dump you and that's where it ends
Guys, they just wanna fuck you
Guys, they don't wanna be friends
They just wanna know what's going on down below
They'll fuck you and they'll dump you
Then they'll fuck your friends and that's where it ends.

Party guys are fun they got lots of cool friends
They'll make you drink till you're blue in the face
But before you pass out, they'll give you just one more shot
And boom, now they're on the 3rd base
Older guys are older, they treat you with respect
And they might have more money and class
But please don't be fooled, my dear lady friends
There's nothing old about scoring new ass
Men are all the same, all around the world
As long as you're a 3 or a 2
No matter who they are, and no matter what they do
Older, funny, nice, smart
They all just wanna feel the inside of you.

Guys, they just wanna fuck you
Guys, they don't wanna be friends
They just wanna know how it feels like in your pants
They'll fuck you and they'll dump you and that's where it ends
Guys, they just wanna fuck you
Guys, they don't wanna be friends
They just wanna know what's going on down below
They'll fuck you and they'll dump you
Then they'll screw your friends and that's where it ends, guys.