Welcome To Hollywood

I used to dance in … with a bunch of other hoes
Sweating for a dollar, eating burger at mcdonalds
Hoe, so I moved to Van Nyes, where the guys are so nice
I never thought twice, I just batted my eyes
Pretty soon I'm making, 6 figures a year
Sucking dicks in motels for black label gear
Then I met my sugar daddy, 82 and looking sad
Got my double d's now we hang with celebrities, oh, oh, oh, oh
Saying mozle tov to … Goyas, im fear fax with my goyas …celebration bitches, l'chaim to future riches thank god this sound is kosher bubalas on every corner, want some tuchus mother fucker these chick's like no other
I might be ditching for some shitsas but I'm schlepping my shit to single mixers Drink lots of soup when I feel blueish, funny thing is I'm not even Jewish.

Welcome to Los Angles International airport the the temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, with a slight chance of silicon showers.

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze.

I'm working on my career, but ever since I moved in
I'm living in a studio, with roaches on my stove
Here waiting on tables and waiting on luck
Hoping for a guest star but now it all sucks
This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals
The stress is killing me, my fingers got no cuticles
On the bright side I got a boner in my pants
Tonight i'll find a club and just go out and dance
My name is Muhammad and I drive taxi, don't mess with me or I get nasty
I came to this city without a bed, just dollar to my name and turban on my head
I sell rock in Pakistan but here they don't like rock
So I drive your drunk ass I smell your gas fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you and drunk friend, you stupid chick
You gotta pay me in cash or you give me your cheap
Oh, get out of my taxi you drunk fuck.

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze.

Two hands in the air for this giant city
Street lights big dreams, they are looking shitty
No place in the word that compare
Just go smell the stench in the air
Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze
Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood, the city of the rich and the misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease, here in the city of angel sleaze
Welcome to Hollywood bitches, good luck.