Single Girls

I should have known, another Friday night sitting home alone
I haven't had sex in a while, and I'm starting to feel a little hostile
Cause I'm single and no one wants to sleep with me
I just ate a gallon of ben and Jerry's
and my knees are looking kinda hairy
How is spongebob shorts to bare, cause all of my underwear are stained in red
And that's gross and no one wants to be with me
But I know I'll be alright, if I go out with my girls tonight.

Single, oh ready to mingle
Single, oh ready to mingle
…me, men hot, all we need is one more shot
Sing with me if you're single, if you're single
If you're single, if you're single.

I'm alone and I am crying, and my ovaries are dying
I sent a mass text cause I was sad
And I accidentally proposition my dad
And it's gross, no one wants to be with me
But I know I'll be alright, if I go out with my girls tonight.

Single, oh ready to mingle
Single, oh ready to mingle
…just some fears, dancing with our hot tears
Sing with me if your single, single
If you're single, if you're single
Why is no one retweeting me, is that a grey hair
Hey rich, rich, tonight well I have some other plans but ah
No, no, tonight's great, I'll be ready in 5, 15, 47 minutes
47 and a half.

Single, oh ready to mingle
Single, oh ready to mingle
…men hot, all we need is one more shot
Sing with me if you single, single
If you're single, if you're single.