I Think I Farted

We're at a part-y i'm feeling fart-y
So i say i need to make a phone call
I look around and without a sound
I quietly fart on the wall.

I think i'm in the clear until you appear
There's no where for me to hide
You say what's that smell it stinks like hell
As if a small animal just died.

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ass oooh ooh ohoooh
I think i farted (on a wall) i think i farted (on a wall)

You're fast asleep when i feel one creep
I try to keep it inside the bed
Like a good wine that ages with time
It's rotten and it's startin' to spread.

You wake up in fear that a fire is near
From the smell of my own dutch oven
With no one else to frame i take the blame
You can't believe it's been me the whole time.

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think i farted (in the bed)
I think i farted (in the bed)

On the couch on the wall on the table on the floor
Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core
I'm a lady on the street but i'll smoke up the bed
Just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead.

No matter how hard i pray
My gas won't go away
I know that it's not okay
But please please don't say goodbye
I know that most girls try
To keep their flatulance inside
But i can't lie
I need a man
Who knows i pass a lot of gass
That smells like ass
And it's here to last for infinity and beyond.

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think i farted
I think i farted.