Keep It In Your Pants

I don't go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night
And there's no end in sight
To the visions haunting me.

I was out with the girls dancing at a club
When a guy from behind starts to grind and rub
I don't know you, but now I know your size
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.

The very next day I'm hiking in the woods
When a scary looking dude just flashes his goods
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there
Later at the beach free willys everywhere.

Boner
Erection
Woody
Har d on dick
His bulge is getting bigger
He's pitching his tent.

Stiffy
Erect ion
The willy that could
I don't want to see
The outline of your early morning wood.

Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would probably agree
Just keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
It's not something girls want to see.

Timberlake keeps his "dick in a box"
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
Jizzing in his pants is Sandberg's thing
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean
Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock
To keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!).

I don't go around showing off my lady bits
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady
Never showing what's down shady
You'll never know what's hidden below.

I keep it in my pants
Keep my couchie in my pants
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants
Keep my couchie in my pants
Let's start by singing outloud.

Keep your boner in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would probably agree
Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
It's not something girls want to see.

Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would probably agree
Just keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pans
It's not something I want to see.

(Boner fading out).