How Can I Be A Hero?

[Verse 1: Nathan Explosion]
What is a hero? Who am I?
I'm a simple multi-platinum rock star, living a simple multi-platnium life
I don't know about that crazy world, just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power, and all that I need I buy! Oh!

[Chorus]
How can I be a hero when I'm just a Krillionaire?
There ain't no groupie blowjob that can help me to prepare
How can I be a hero, when I'm just a man that is larger than life?
I'm just a tiny little miniscule superstar trying to get by Well...

[Verse 2:]
[Pickles the Drummer]
Maybe if we threw this life away
We can learn to live a different way.

[William Murderface]
Oh, like go back to school
And get myself a degree
In something fucking useless
Like Psychology.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]
Oh, I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes
And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every night.

[Pickles]
Start driving a hybrid, brag I'm saving the planet.

[Skwisgaar]
Quote SNL at works all days and acts like it's ad libs.

[Nathan]
But if that's the life of a regular jackoff, I'd probably just kill myself
Yeah!
How can I be a hero when my dick is big a shoe?
There ain't no All Access Passes to help me to get through
So many items on my backstage rider but there ain't no bravery
I'm just the seventh top financial power, but I'm little old me...

[Dethklok]
How can I be a hero...

[Pickles]
...when I get everything for free?

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]
I screws more girls than Wilt Chamberlains, I can proves it with my STD's.

[Dethklok]
How can I be a hero when we're the world's largest metal band?

[Nathan]
I'll never be a hero, 'cause I'm better than everyone but I'm just a man..

I'm afraid the answer is no..