The Fans Are Chatting

Well, Dethklok hasn't performed in a very long while
A Big Show is coming up which will be just in time
Because people around the world have been very concerned
About the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world
He hasn't been seen in public, where could he be?
The band released a statement.

He's fine; don't worry about Toki.

Well, he's okay
I guess we'll see when they play
And that's the Dethklok Minute--have a great day!

He's been out of the public eye
We're worried we'll be denied
One fifth of our favorite band
We're the power, we're the fans
We want answers! Where's Toki? Where's Toki?
We want answers! Where is the man?
We're going online, we're gonna get to the bottom of this
Going online, we're gonna get to the bottom of this.

I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt
That he can't play guitar because he got too fat!

I heard Toki's at a rehab place
'Cause he did so many drugs that he melted his face.

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I heard he's getting plastic surgery done
They're putting in horns and cleaving his tongue.

I heard he's gone 'cause his hair went away
They put in some transplants, now he's totally gay!

(arguing) You're gay! x8

You are all wrong, you don't know the whole story
Toki's been kidnapped with the girl by some men
Oh, Dethklok could save them but they can't be bothered
These cowards may never see their Toki again!
Dethklok doesn't care about their best friends!
They will be responsible for their death!

It's good to be here tonight, lemme hear ya!
(crowd cheers sparsely)
And on rhythm guitar, Mr. Toki Wartooth!
(silence)
(crowd boos)

We want Toki back!(x6)

Oh my God, they're leaving the show
We don't want our fans to go
I think I know what I must do
People of the world, I want you to know
Toki--we're coming to save you!