How To Succeed

[FINCH]
How to apply for a job
How to advance from the mail room
How to sit down at a desk
How to dictate memorandums
How to develop executive style
How to commute in a three button suit
With that weary executive smile.

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How to... How to succeed...
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How to... How to succeed...

[NARRATOR, spoken]
How to choose the right company: before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company. It is essential that the company be a big one; it should be at least big enough that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing.

[FINCH/COMPANY]
How to observe personnel
How to select to whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends
How to begin making contacts
How to walk into a conference room with an idea
Brilliant business idea
That will make your expense account zoom.

This book is all that I need
How to...
How to succeed.