How To Succeed

How to apply for a job
How to advance for the mail room
How to sit down on a desk
How to dictate memorandums.

How to develop executive style
How to commute in a three bottom suit
With that weary executive smile.

This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed.

This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed.

How to choose the right company
Before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company
It is essential that the company be a big one
It should be at least big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing.

How to observe personnel
How to select whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends
How to begin making contacts
How to walk into a conference room
With an idea, brilliant business idea
That will make your expense account zoom.

This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed.