I Feel Pretty

I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity.

Any girl who isn't me tonight
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved.

By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?

You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain.

She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease.

Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino!

This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined.

Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MARIA
I feel pretty.

Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la. ..
MARIA
I feel dizzy.

I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la. ..
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there.

GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
MARIA

Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning

And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!