I Love To Walk

Mornin', Homer. Looking good!
Yeah, walking's made a new man outta ya!
It sure has. You see this bulge back here? Now it actually is a fanny pack! Rrrgh! No, wait, it's still my ass. But your point is well taken! You see.

I like to walk down the avenue
Bust a move with Disco Stu
You shake me from my booty to my fro!

Yes, I strut down the boulevard
Burning off my excess lard
I rarely feel the need to utter "D'oh!"
Top of the morning, ladies!
Bite us.

Oh, I can walk from Springfield to Alaska
Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu.

Hi Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi
The guy who got fed into the wood-chipper in Fargo?
And when I hear...
You can't walk to Turkmenistan!
...I say of course I can
Screw you!

Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?
Would we!

Oh yes, I love to perambulate
It's standing still i really hate
So let me please re-iterate
I love to
D'OH! Oh, my feet are inside me!