Jellyfish

Jellyfish
Along you came
And right away I'm stung
Sweet words I long to whisper
But you've paralyzed my tounge.

Oh, what a magical evening. The moonlight, the music, the water
Enough talk! Dip me, my love! Lower. Lower! Lower!
Mmm, this is as romantic as the night I proposed
Maybe we can have this band play at our wedding
I was kinda hoping we could use this audio cassette
Seymour, we've got to have a band!
Fine, but no cake.

Sarah, you're as lovely as the day I first arrested you. You know I planted that crystal meth just to meet you. I was so shy
(sighs) Well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo tonight
Arrgh you hitting on me? Cuz I don't do dat...on land
Well, guess I might as well be headin' back to my store. Have a date with some twins: State and Federal Tax Forms
Poor Ned. This is his first Jellyfish Festival alone
I know and it doesn't get any easier from here. There's the Tongue-Kissing Festival, Cinco de Ocho, the Hobo Oscars, days just made for lovers. Not widowers...lovers.