In The Dark With A Maniac; Bill's Death

Who turned out the lights?
I can't see a thing
Don't want to play games
With this sick dingaling.

These goggles I'm wearing
Make everything green
I can practically touch her
Without being seen!

I'm creeping around in the dark
With a maniac
Can't see him can't hear him
I'm practically blind as a bat
Betcha he'll make me the latest addition
To all of the girls he's whacked
Even though I'm real thin
And the rest of his victims were fat.

Is he here? Is he there?
I can't tell if he's near
So I hope he can't see me
I'm shaking with fear
Should've shot him before he could
Give me his card.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me
I'd fuck me real hard!

I must have been crazy
For coming here solo
I need reinforcements
Let's play Marco Polo
I'm creeping around in the dark
With a maniac
Oh thank goodness I'm saved!
I can't shoot you unless I can see you
So turn on the lights
I've been here for days
You'll be lucky to leave here alive with your brains intact.

In this hideous cave
Let's both act our age
And behave and we'll have a fair fight!
Get me out of this basement you dumb fucking bitch!
Hold your horses, I'm trying
I can't find the switch!

She was tracking a killer
Well now look who she found!
Now I'm pulling the trigger
So don't turn around!

This guy is pure evil
Right down to the core
His home's filled with corpses
And poodles and gore!

[Chorus]