It's Agent Shtarling

Who would have thought
I could make it this far
In so little time?

Look in the car
There's a head in a jar
It's the scene of a crime!

Now they can't hold me back
'Cause I just raised the bar
I'm on fire, call the press
Here I am, hold your breath
I'm a star!

It's Agent Shtarling!

Riddles and anagrams
Oh how he thrives
On his cute little games.

Don't really mind
At the end of the day
If he's giving me names.

And now that I'm making a difference
The guys won't belittle me back at the base
Guess it's a good thing that Multiple Miggs
Shot a load in my face.

Crawford's rewarding me
Now I'm officially
Part of the chase.

All of you bastards
You'd better keep up
'Cause I'm setting the pace.

I'm excited I confess
Won't my teachers be impressed?
I'll be Quantico's little darling.

There are lives on the line
And that severed head's a sign
That this case should be mine!

It's Agent Shtarling!

(spoken)
Whenever you're ready, Starling

(spoken in a rap)
This girl, she wasn't local
Her ears are pierced three times
She's purple and she's bloated
Body's caked in grime.

Diamond shaped incisions
In the middle of her back
Lot's of missing tissue
And her fingernails cracked.

When they found her
She was lying afloat
She's the specimen
I'm taking notes.

Though it might be
Inappropriate to gloat
Don't look now
But I just found a bug in her throat!

What kind of maniac would shove a moth down someone's throat?
I don't know... But I know who does
(sung)
Lord only knows
What he's thinking behind
That maniacal stare.

He's an expert on perfume
Accessories, clothes
Better watch what I wear.

He's cooperated great
Information on a plate
All the clues are on a slate
Because I'm starving.

Now there's no turning back
He and I, We're on park
Let him put me on the track
No more nonsense, just the facts
I'm a star!