Kitchen Kabaret Medley

[Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy]

We'd like sing about a friend who has really come far
He started with some dough and then he rose to be a star
He's hot when he leads the bread and cereal group
An oven-right trooper, he can never be duped
It's known that he's no clown
A Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy, the bread with the sound.

He's cute
He toots
Tootle, tootle
Noodle, noodle
Macaroni.

A blast
He's fast
Pasta, pasta
Pasta, pasta
Say spaghetti.

He plays with so much fun
With a hey bagel, bagel
And a hot cross bun.

[Meat Ditties]

What happened down at the chicken coop, eh?

A hungry fox boldly walked in through a hen house door
Too bad for him, he met a hen who stood at six foot four
He won't forget the lickin'
He got from that big chicken
Now, he gets his poultry from the store

By the way, Mr. Eggz
Yeah?
Why was Chicken Little so upset the other day?
Well, his mother fell asleep in a hottub
And his brother was born hard-boiled!
One more joke like that and we'll get the hook.

[Veggie, Veggie, Fruit, Fruit]

Veggie fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit fruit
Veggie fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit.

There are no substitutes for we
Veggie fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit fruit
You see (can't you see) a balanced meal
Always wins with our vitamins, A and C
Si si fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit fruit
Veggie fruit fruit.

Cha-cha-cha!

My friends are exciting
Just like fireworks igniting
They're incredible
Sparks always fly each
And every time you try fruit and vegetables
They're inviting and delighting
Anytime you're with them, it's a treat
Like a carnival
It's nice to dine with fruit and vegetables.

Veggie fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit fruit
Veggie fruit fruit
Veggie veggie fruit fruit.
Ole!

Cha-cha-cha!