The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

Ole! Ole! It's showtime!

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room.

Welcome to a tropical hideaway, you lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too.

Altogether!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room.

I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo!
Si, so low we can't hear you!
My voice may not be so marvelous
But my profile is out of this world
Ja wohl, but the problem is
It's not far enough out of this world!
Isn't that right, Herr Schmidt?
Oh ho, I see! Schmidt has no hair!
Mi amigos, stop the clucking
You sound like a bunch of old hens
There's a lot of birds waiting to go on
For instance!

The boys in the back are called macaws
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And toucans are better than one toucan can!

The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the Tiki Room birds are here every day!

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room.

Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room.

Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar and beat the drum
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus!

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
A little softer!
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room.

A little louder!

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room!