Letter Song

D-e-a-r uncle archie
How are you?
I'm fine. Everybody else is too
Please come home
Home. I have no home
Martha says that you're in paris
It's a house, child
Is that very far away?
It's just a house
Do they have nice girls and boys there?
And i can't get far enough away from it.

Please come home
Now, just sign it
Should i say that colin's well now?
Streets of paris, like a maze
Should i say that doctor craven
Sleepless nights and aimless days.

I think that what you have is good
Let's get it posted on its way
He'll rush home, then you can tell
Him all the rest you have to say.

Oh, kind sir, uncle archie, archibald:
Can't forget, can't eat
I wish that you could see or sleep, or live
When you come in to the garden
Please come home
Can't forgive.

Yours truly?
Well, maybe
Sincerely?
How's about
Your friend, mary.