Married Man

I'll be discreet
I won't hiss at your wife when I see her
And though I'd love to be her
She'll never know it.

I'll take the pill
I won't upset the boats you're rowin
Carry on the way youre goin
I won't blow it.

When baseballs on
You can turn my set louder
You can rave all night
About your wifes clam chowder
I'm sure it will work out just right
Don't mind being the candle
You sometimes light
Married man
Yes you can.

Won't write this down
I'm not the type that keeps a diary
I know when to be fiery
Or plain placid.

I won't look crushed
When you say your wife is pretty
Bright and very witty
Pass the acid.

I won't cry at all
When you walk right by me
I'd say you cant lose
You'd be a fool Come try me
She and I can cover each mood
One can be in heat while the others subdued
Married sir
Me and her.

Won't call your club
And i'll never drive thru Oyster Bay dear
I won't give you away dear
To your Bernice love.

If you should die
I won't attend the funeral service
No need to look so nervous
Rest in peace love.

When Christmas comes
I'll choose your gifts and wrap them
When we make plans
I won't scream when you scrap them
There is nothing I wouldn't do
I'd be the perfect little mistress for you
Grant my wish
Married dish.