Sheldon Bloom

I'll walk your dog
You can be the first one in the shower
We'll make love every hour
Beneath your Van Gogh.

I'll park the car
I'll whistle while the eggs are fryin'
Dance while your shirts are dryin'
Waltz or tango?

Let me move in and let's get this show rolling
I'll talk to your plants
I'll even go bowling
There is nothing I wouldn't do
I'll be the perfect little lady for you
Sheldon Bloom
Make some room.

Won't say a word
When you're watching Spencer Tracey
I'll learn to dig Count Basie
Nothing to it
I'll start to jog
If that's what you want to take up
I'll stop wearing make up
I can do it!

When you meditate I promise you I'll be quiet
I won't eat eclairs
I'll share your sugar free diet
There is nothing I wouldn't do
I'll be the perfect little lady for you
Pass the key
Sheldon B.

No horoscopes
You won't ever hear me mention Pisces
There won't be any crises
You can bet that
I'll give up pork
And I will tune that old viola
Quote things from Emile Zola
I must get that.

I will make you feel well when you feel fluey
Be your analyst when your head's real screwy
There is nothing I wouldn't do
I'll be the perfect little lady for you
Sheldon dear
I like it here.