Mountain Duet

This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid
Nothing I say will convince him this isn't a trick.

A drink on a clear moonlit night I relax, she smiles
There's something peculiar going on.

So with immaculate timing, I'm left to carry the can
Embarrassed, outnumbered, marooned

Now she can't be working for them I mean us
She seems so very straightforward but where is he?

He has to come back he wanted this meeting, well didn't he?
Maybe he's scared just as scared as he was in the game.

Oh, I just couldn't care less
He can go right ahead, go and wreck his career, I know I've done my best.

Well at least she's a good-looking spy.

What if my Russian friend thinks that my plans
Are more of an intimate kind?
If I don't say something else soon
He'll go Nobody's on nobody's side!

Listen, I hate to break up the mood
Get to the point, begin the beguine
Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist short
In this idyllic, well-produced scene?

All I can say is moments ago
He was right here ready and waiting
Never mind him I haven't missed him so far.

Maybe it won't do any harm
To struggle on without his charm
Funny how all at once I feel that he can go jump off the mountain
I won't care.

This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid
My dear opponent I really can't imagine why
So I am not dangerous then? what a shame!
Oh, you're not dangerous who could think that of you?

You you are so strange why can't you be what you ought to be?
You should be scheming, intriguing, too clever by half.

I have to had it to you
For you've managed to make me forget why I ever agreed to this farce.

I don't know why I can't think of anything
I would rather do
Than be wasting my time
On mountains with you.