There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by!
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown!
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!
Get out of my way!
Even though the temperature's low,
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!
Sharon Marsh: Well, good morning, Stan!
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!
Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
Sharon: All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks Mom!
Oh, what a picture-perfect child!
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure.
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan Marsh: Hi, is your son home?
Mrs. McCormick: I think so Hey!
Stan: Ow.
Mrs. McCormick: Kenny, wake up! Kenny, damnit, come on!
Kenny: I'm coming!
Stan: Kenny! The Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: Yeah, dude! Hell yes I wanna come!
Ms. McCormick: Where do you think you're going?
Kenny: To the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Ms. McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church!
Kenny: But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. McCormick: Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: ...Okay!
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day!
And that I'm glad I can say!
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white-bread, redneck mountain town!
Kyle Broflovski: Ok Ike, lets try this one more time.
Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle: Nothing! Were going skating now.
Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace!
Thats why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town!
Eric Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door!
Eric: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!
Liane Cartman: Coming, hon.
Eric: Ey! I can't see the TV!
News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends.
Ike: Fireman!
Eric: What are you guys doing here?
Eric: Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet!
Super sweet!
Thank God we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash
Kick-Ass!
USA!
Stan: Can I have five tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", please?
Clerk: No!
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