My Own Good Friend

"And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song
Of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego"

[Roxie and Velma]
One thing I know
And I've always known
I am my own
Best friend.

Baby's alive
But baby's alone
And baby's her own
Best friend.

Many's the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin' my back
'Cause I was scratchin' theirs.

[Roxie] And trusting to luck
[Velma] And trusting to luck.

[Roxie] That's only for fools
[Velma] Only for fools.

[Roxie] I play in a game
[Velma] I play in a game.

[Roxie and Velma]
Where I make the rules
And rule number one
From here to the end
Is 'I am my own best friend'.

Three musketees
Who never say die
Are standing here this minute.

Me
Myself
And I!

If life is a school
I'll pass every test
If life is a game
I'll play it the best
'Cause I won't give in
and I'll never bend
and I am my own best friend.