New Year's Eve

[Joe]
[Max], you've pulled the stops out
It looks like gala night aboard s.s. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor?
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?

[Max]
Would you rather i mix for you a dry martini
Or shall i open the champage

[Joe]
[Max], don't be so evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?

[Max]
Madame herself made every call

[Norma]
Here. Happy new year.

[Joe]
[Norma], i can't take this.

[Norma]
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says.

[Joe]
"mad about the boy".

[Norma]
Yes; and you do look absolutely divine.

[Joe]
Well, thank you.

[Norma]
I had these tiles put in, you know,
Because rudy valentino said to me, it takes tiles to tango. Come on.

[Joe]
No, no, not on the same floor as valentino!

[Norma]
Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me.
And one, two... And one, two, one two, together. And one.
Don't lean back like that.

[Joe]
[Norma], it's that thing. It tickles.