Nhà Béo Freestyle (肥宅freestyle)

zhèlǐ shì nǐ de hǎo línjū féi zhái kuàilè diāo
2021, 2021
Here we go

Hook
You're ‘bout to get fat
zhǔnbèi hǎo get fat
You're ‘bout to get real fat you’d better mind your kneecaps

You're'bout to get fat
zhǔnbèi hǎo get fat
Get yourself a pair of kneepads you gon’ need that

Verse1
dàjiā hǎo wǒ shì féi zǐ féi zhái zhōng de fèi chái
jiālǐ dūn dào 29 hái tiǎnzhe gè liǎn lái bèinüè cài
nǐ de flow so dope wǒ de flow so broke
quánshēn dōu shì ròu zhǎng dé chǒu hái gǎn lái zhèlǐ xiù

wéirén tè low hái tè kōu jiù lián qiántiān shèng de zhōu
fàng dào sōule dōu bù diū bù duō chī liǎngkǒu dōu bù bàxiū
yǐwéi jīntiān lái dào zhèlǐ shì wèile shā dí hé xīshōu
xiànzài wǒ zhǐ xiǎng huí jiā chī zhá jī hē píjiǔ

ránhòu xǐshǒu dǎkāi wǒ de switch
ps5 dài guāngqū jiù zhème de rich rènhé de fish
yóuxì shìjiè lǐ dōu call me sugar daddy
Sorry buddy my apology y’all nothing but a glitch(lǎodì nǐ jiùshìgè yóuxì chéngxù gùzhàng)

Ditch nǐ huì zài nàlǐ zhǎodào nǐ body cuz dìdì you bodied(bèi wǒ wán bào)
GTA lǐ wǒ kāi Ferrari hé Cardi Beyonce
duō ángguì xiāofèi wǒ dū néng pay
bù fèi chuī huī
jiù lián King James yě zhǎo wǒ lái play 2K

Hook
You're ‘bout to get fat
zhǔnbèi hǎo get fat
You're ‘bout to get real fat you’d better mind your kneecaps

You're'bout to get fat
zhǔnbèi hǎo get fat
Get yourself a pair of kneepads you gon’ need that

Verse2
wǒ huàshēn Shaquille(àoní'ěr) vs. You dǎo máng quǎn xiǎo Q
nǐ zhòng wèi chū zhāo jiù tà cue wǒ qǐng nǐ yak jiāo (yuèyǔ)
hā qiū yīgè dù kè zài zǔhé shānmǔ gāo dé
guò nǐ jiù xiàng jiāle dànqì de mǎlǐ ào sàichē

nǐ yī tiāntiān biànle yòu biàn again and again
lián yìjiànlián qù gěi nǐ liàn liàn yě zhǐ néng yǎn miàn
Damn man nǐ jìshù piànmiàn ér wǒ yǐjīng biànxiàn
nǐ shì xiǎo piánpián zhèlǐ shì xiǎo jiàn jiàn
Bullet thru your head
Green Lan-tern woo (sǐ shì hé lǜdēng xiá)

wǒ shì batman biānfú nǐ báhù de fǎshù wǒ bǎ nǐ lái zhuā bǔ
zài shādú diū ā kǎ mǔ heh tǔ
yǐwéi zìjǐ xiǎochǒu lái hé wǒ battle jiāoshǒu
dǐng duō shì gè xiǎochǒu yú Finding Nemo (“hǎidǐ zǒngdòngyuán”)

I’m so fly shādiāo shuōchàng bù xiǎoxīn bǎ chāopiào zhuāng jìn
kǒudài fēi zhuānyè de rapper yīyàng kěyǐ ràng nǐ
gǒu dài wúlùn nǎ zhǒng chǎnghé cónglái bu dài bow tie
qíguài zhège féi zhái tā chúle zhuī nǚhái wúlùn zuò shénme dōu bùlài