Ode To The Bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do.

1. No, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
I'm freezing out here.

See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers.

It's futile to debate
With St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door.

[Chorus:]
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do.

Bouncer
Hey Bouncer
Bouncer
Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer
Hey Bouncer.

Ooh, Bouncer
Empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her
Look, she's in!

2. What
Her dress is up to waterline
The bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight
We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door.

[Bridge:]
So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife.

You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies' room
A whole new possibility
For a cat like me.