Oliver!

Please, Sir, I want some more
What?!
Please, Sir, I want some more
More!?

Catch him!
Snatch him!
Hold him!
Scold him!
Pounce him!
Trounce him!
Pick him up and bounce him!

Wait!
Before we put the lad to task
May I be so crious as to ask
His name?

O-li-ver
Oliver! Oliver!
Never beofre has a boy wanted more!
Oliver! Oliver!

Won't ask for more whne he knows what's in store
There a dar, thin, winding stairway
Witout an bannister
Whil we'll throuwhim down, and feed him on
Cockrouches served in a canister
Oliver! Oliver!

What will he do when he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him.

O-li-ver!
Oliver! Oliver!
Never before has a boy wanted more!
Oliver! Oliver!

Won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.

There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up
And one day next year with the rats he'll be creeping out.

Oliver! Oliver!
What will he do?
In this terrible stew?
He will rule the day somebody name him.

O-li-ver!
Oliver!
Oliver!
Never before has a boy asked for more
Oliver!
Oliver!

Pray some decorum restore, I implore
Let us face this case, it's
Unpreedented, qute utterly.

He's disgraced this place
Encouraging others to swallow in gluttony.

Oliver!...Oliver!
Lock him in jail
And then put him on sale
For the highest bid
Glad to be rid
Of
O-li-ver!

Lock him up!
Collect his belongings then bring him back to me
when you've done
To bed, all of you!