Oliver!

For what you are about to receive
May the lord make you truly thankful.

Amen
Please, Sir, I want some more
What?!
Please, Sir, I want some more
More!?
Catch him!
Snatch him!
Hold him!
Scold him!

Pounce him!
Trounce him!
Pick him up and bounce him!

Wait!
Before we put the lad to task
May I be so crious as to ask
His name?
O-li-ver
Oliver! Oliver!
Never beofre has a boy wanted more!
Oliver! Oliver!
Won't ask for more whne he knows what's in store.

There a dar, thin, winding stairway
Witout an bannister
Whil we'll throuwhim down, and feed him on
Cockrouches served in a canister
Oliver! Oliver!

What will he do when he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him
O-li-ver!
Oliver! Oliver!
Never before has a boy wanted more!
Oliver! Oliver!

Won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.

There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up
And one day next year with the rats he'll be creeping out
Oliver! Oliver!

What will her do?
In this terrible stew?
He will rue the day somebody name him
O-li-ver!