Oom-Pah-Pah

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin or the beer.

If you've got the patience
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear.

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.

They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear...oom-pah-pah!

Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often have the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it
And drink it on the quiet
And dream he was an Earl
Wiv a girl on each knee!

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?

Could it be...oom-pah-pah!?
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?
Could it be...oom-pah-pah!?

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!

There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin or the beer.

If you've got the patience
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear...

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear...oom-pah-pah!

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.

They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom-pah-pah!