Pilgrim's Hands

Diane, do I hear a waltz in that Charleston? Why are you kicking?
Rory, I'm moving you where we can't see you. God gave you two left feet, no need to hammer the point home to the audience
And Zack: Please don't count out loud. It's like white-two-three, white-two-three
Everybody take five!

Just a reminder: the pharmacy closes Friday at noon. Get your orders in before then

What pharmacy?

How's living with Lucas?

It's fine

Peter, we graduate on Sunday. Are you really never going to speak to me again? I miss you

Ok, let's run Pilgrims' Hands

Ivy's not here, Sister Chantelle

Again?! Wonderful... Who's Juliet's understudy?

I am!

Alright Diane... Jason...

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To soothe that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Good pilgrim...
Good pilgrim...
Wait! I know it, I swear!
Good pilgrim...

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much
Which mannerly devotion shows in this
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

[ZACK laughs]

Zack, in Shakespeare's time boys played all the parts, so I'll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible. My suggestion would be to stop breathing. Jason...

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do
They pray, grant thou...lest...lest...

...lest faith turn to despair

Well done, Peter. Ivy, nice of you to join us, but we're finished
Y'all want this dance to look like bumper cars? I ain't co-signin' on it. This room will be left open if you want to get together one more time. As for me, I'm going to do a little Pontius Pilate, and wash my hands of y'all

Guys, we really need to run this. Let's meet here tonight at seven o'clock

All of us...and don't be late

I need to talk to you...do you not get messages?

Do you not get messages? Fine...what is it?

Not here. Come back to my room

I can't, I have to finish my speech. Look, you're coming to rehearsal tonight, right? I can't do this scene without you

It looks like you can

I'll meet you before practice

I'll come by your room

Fine

I forgot this

But you remembered all of Juliet's lines...

I helped Jason rehearse
I should go...

Sit down, we're gonna talk about what's bothering you, because this production has got to be honest. Sister Chantelle don't direct no diner theater

You wouldn't understand...

Peter, honey, I think I've been around enough priests to understand you loud, proud, and clear. Sit down

I don't know what God wants from me