Pink Shoe Laces

Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley
He's my guy and I love him truly
He's not good lookin', heaven knows
But I'm wild about his crazy clothes.

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He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band.

ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh.

He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
We got to drive-in movies in a limousine
He's got a whirly-birdy and a 12-foot yacht
Ah, but thats-a not all he's got.

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Now Dooley had a feelin' we were goin' to war
So he went out and enlisted in a fightin' corps
But he landed in the brig for raisin' such a storm
When they tried to put 'em in a uniform.

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Now one day Dooley started feelin' sick
And he decided that he better make his will out quick
He said.

"Just before the angels come to carry me
I want it down in writin' how to bury me."

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And a big Panama with a purple hat band!!